February 2012
i’ve eaten so many flintstone gummy vitamins today…
come on…..
intuit
why am I so convinced
angelina jolie is terrifying
every time I smoke lately I want to watch something really interesting and educational so I go to netflix with the intention of watching the universe or blue planet but somehow I always end up watching workaholics…
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it’s just too much to handle sometimes, and I don’t even know why
always second
oh gosh I’m so stoned. spencer knows, he won’t stop sneezing.
slept for 13.5 hours. so grumpy.
i n s u f f e r a b l e
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
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S 3.3 E: R
Basically I’m just learning how not to argue. This class is essentially How to Spot Bullshit 1101. I could have taught this… Could you stop it
Shaky hands, shaky everything, but still not on par with C in the band room. S was so scared. And whoo aare yoou? Writing on that nasty carpet and addressing cheap postcards. Sometimes the way things end up is enough to kill you. “I...
I wonder when you’re gonna realize that you could have it so much better, but maybe you already have
doodahdoo franz ferdinand
PowerPoints are the peacocks of the business world: all show, no meat.
– DWIGHT, The Office (via inothernews)
I hate when I realize people aren’t as smart as I had originally taken them to be
obesitycore:
plot twist
the mannequin does not belong to jack
snookidoughicecream:
In other news, an 11 year old girl was kidnapped today. Authorities say she was (Taken with Instagram)
keeping the devil at bay
The kakapo spends most of its time feeding, procreating and metaphorically...
– http://www.cracked.com/article_19694_7-species-that-got-screwed-over-by-mother-nature.html
I don’t think any smoothie will taste better
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the short film I watched for my spanish class was about a woman so focused on feng shui and colors and whatnot who ended up losing her ability to see colors. the last one was about a mexican family sneaking across the border and the mother was dying from some illness and ended up having to go back to mexico and leaving her little boy alone in the middle of nowhere arizona or whatever because los...
alex’s tumblr: a place where (in)significant thoughts go to die
I think I just sneezed more loudly than I ever have in my whole entire life.
why do I find it so much easier to keep in touch with people with whom I’m really not all that close anyway? it must go back to the whole obligations thing. I guess I’m just one big ball of commitment-phobia with a side of “hey I’m an asshole” sense of humor and with a sweet demeanor. tarver and I had some long conversation at stevie c’s birthday extravaganza...
to come to your aid means that I’d have to change too
so. damn. tired.
ugh is there a “block all memes” option on facebook yet?